
We have a raccoon problem.
I can still remember when we first moved into this house three years ago, coming home for the first time by myself with Gabriella to a dark, empty house. I was pretty scared. We had only lived here a few weeks. Joe was working late and I forgot to leave a light on. I wasn't excited about getting out of my dark garage (where the light had burnt out) and going into my dark house.
I decided that I would wait in my car until the garage door closed behind me, then I would unload the car and Gabriella. I pushed the button to close the garage and it starts to go down, then the light for the garage door flickers on and off three or four times and the garage goes back up. My heart started pounding.
I tried again to close the garage.
Same thing. Light flickers and garage door goes back up. I'm freaking out. Because I know the garage isn't closing because something is in the way of the sensor. Not good. I didn't want to get out of my car.
I finally opened my door to peek back behind me to see if I can see what's going on. Nothing.
I still can't close the garage.
I get out of the car and start to walk around to the other side when something moves in the dark. My heart literally jumped out of my chest. Right in the entrance to our garage I see standing there, the biggest, mother of a raccoon I have ever seen. It was starring right at me. It was gigantic!
I jump back in the car, honk my horn and finally close my garage.
That wasn't the only time I saw her. She's there at night outside our garage ever now and again. I know it's her because she is so fat and so huge. And I know it's a her...well, because that's what I decided it was.
She gets into our trash often. Knocks the thing over and spreads around our garbage. It's really irritating. But she eats well, we've got good trash. Steak bones. Rib bones. I can understand the appeal. And the reason she's so fat.
Well, she did it again this week. Except she was really neat this time and took out the rib bones on top, licked them clean, and left. Not much of a mess.
While Joe was picking up the little mess, he told Gabriella what had happen.
Later that day, Gabs went into the bathroom where a basket full of towels was knocked over. When Joe asked her what happened, she responded, "Maybe it was a raccoon." Joe wasn't buying it. Luckily, I came to her rescue and explained that I did it, but I had my hands full and hadn't gotten back to pick the towels up.
Then, that same day, we were playing outside and we noticed a tomato from our tomato plants was on the ground. Joe again asked Gabriella if she knew what happened. She said, "I didn't do it. Maybe it was a raccoon." I really didn't know what had happened this time, but I was laughing that she was blaming the raccoon. Right then, Gwen snapped off a tomato and we knew it wasn't the raccoon. Or Gabriella.
But later, I walked into the kitchen while Gabs was eating yogurt at the table. I stepped in some yogurt. I started walking towards Gabriella to ask if she had dropped the lid when I stepped in more yogurt. She told me she didn't drop the lid, but was making foot prints. I looked down at her foot and saw Lemon Cream Pie yogurt across the whole bottom of it. And there were prints clear to her seat at the table.
I was flabbergasted. I could hardly speak I was in complete shock that she would even think to do such a thing. I had never been so blindsided by such a silly act of childishness. I was too stunned to be upset. All I could think to say was, "Let me guess. It was a raccoon?"
So for now, instead of blaming Gwen for something, Gabriella has found a new scapegoat. The raccoon. That crazy, crazy raccoon. Pretty funny.
Side note here: Today, for some reason, everyone-Joe, friends, perfect strangers-kept mentioning how much Gabriella looks exactly like me. Can I just not see it because I'm her mother? Does she really look just like me?


















