



Frequently the girls ask for a kitty to keep. And I say, "Why do we need a kitty? We have Gwen."
I know it's common for little kids to pretend play and act like animals. I've heard the stories of little ones licking people's feet to give them kisses and crawling around on the floor being what-ever animal is their current favorite. I'm sure it's all a very normal, very natural stage of adolescence.
But Gwen takes it to a whole new level. This girl is obsessed with being a kitty.
She pretends to be a kitty 75% of our day.
She "meows" when I speak to her.
She crawls on everything, then jumps off the couch to land on her four legs (that never goes very well).
She insists on eating fishy crackers from a bowl without her hands, because "kitties love to catch fish."
She always, always, has a hurt paw that needs bandaging. Sometimes she includes a hurt leg as well. I'm always wrapping an ace bandage on her.
She licks her paws to keep clean (as demonstrated in above picture).
She sits like a kitty with either her paws between her legs, or like she's a kitty that's begging for something (Again, see pictures above. Not sure where she got the begging kitty thing from, but it makes me laugh).
She puts a blanket on the back of the couch and lays across it just like a kitty would lounge.
She loves her purple printed leotard for gymnastics, because it is the perfect thing to be a kitty in.
She asked for a mouse for Christmas because "kitties love mouses" (I'm still working on that one).
Gwen is more serious about being a kitty than I've ever seen. I don't know why she has this obsession with it. A few weeks ago I had a conversation with her in the car after we dropped the kids at preschool. I'll paraphrase, but basically, this is how it went.
Gwen: I wish I could be a kitty forever.
Me: If you were a kitty, then I wouldn't be your momma.
Gwen: You can be a momma to Gabs and I'd be the kitty.
Me: Ohhhh (understanding what she meant). You would be like our family kitty.
Gwen: Yeah. And I'd have a talk collar (anyone seen Up?) So I could tell you I love you.
Me: What about when we go to church (we were driving by it), wouldn't you be so lonely home alone?
Gwen: Nope. I would lick my milk so that would keep me busy.
Realizing church was not the obvious choice for a three year old to give up her dream of being a kitty forever, I knew I had to up the ante a little.
Me: What about when we go to Disneyland? Kitties can't go to Disneyland.
Gwen: Mom, some kitties can sit on their bums and go on the Matterhorn (this ride scared her to death in September, but she always said it was her favorite ride.)
With Disneyland not even phasing her, I thought I'd get her for sure with this next one.
Me: Well, where would you sleep? It's cold and wet outside.
Gwen: Um mom, kitties actually sleep on their owners bed.
Mystery solved. She wants to be a kitty so she can sleep in our bed.
Sorry sweet girl, it's never gonna happen.